Ruck Run Skin Misery
Ruck Runs...punishing training runs where you carry a weighted pack on your back. The military know them well, and they're good at it. They're used to transform your body to match the beast within your soul. Ruck runs tax your body both metabolically (constricting your breathing with a tight pack) and physically with leg fatigue, much more than running will.
Ruck Runs prepare the military for the gnarly terrain they will face, increasing their endurance and stamina. Rucking for some, can be detrimental to your skin. Chafing, gaulding, rubbing from straps and gear coupled with sweat can equal misery for your skin. No longer. Apply "Salty Britches Chafing Ointment" before you ruck anywhere you typically suffer from irritation. Forget? Apply after to soothe the irritated skin. And coming soon, a military edition "Salty Britches Skin Barrier Ointment" in a matte black 2oz tube, perfect to carry on deployments and training. Salty Britches doesn't break down in the ocean either, and will last as long as you do.
Ruckers, you keep up the discipline, determination, drive, fearlessness, fortitude, endurance and fight...and Salty Britches will keep up with you!
May God Bless all of our military, past and present!